1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"Slow."
Eclipse, by Stephenie Meyer (yeah, I'm addicted. Shut up!)

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
Wii-motes

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Lego Star Wars

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
About 1:20, I think.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
Damn. Thirty minutes off. 1:49.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Lego Star Wars. My laughter at everything funny and not-funny on the internet.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Just now to open the garage door for my friends.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
My DA messages. xD

9. What are you wearing?
Lingerie-ish tank top, sweatshirt, and jeans. My feet are gold ><

10. Did you dream last night?
Dreamed about my imaginary boyfriend. I woke up and yelled as loud as I could, "SHIT!" before realizing my little brother was most likely in the next room listening to my expletives.

11. When did you last laugh?
When I read about my stereotype as chosen by the people on Facebook xDDD

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Dark red. Blood red. I am not kidding.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Uhm... I made tie-dye eggs this morning. Does that count?

14. What do you think of this quiz?
It's better than most, actually. It actually asks INTELLIGENT questions.

15. What is the last film you saw?
Twilight. Unfortunately. The whole experience was a wash, to be completely honest. The acting was awkward and... Arg. It just was not fun, ok?

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
An apartment in Toronto, ON. And then I would pay for college and just get through that, hopefully making it out of college alive. Probably donate some money to charities, set up my little brother's college fund, get my parents a nice 3-story house, make sure that my grandparents had retirement money, and probably give every member of my family (and friends) about $5,000 each. What can I say? I'd have too much money to keep to myself. I'd probably give more, if given the chance. ^-^;

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
I frequently have bouts of insanity. Thankfully, the last one just outted me to the public. It had nothing too embarrassing, thank the Lord God Almighty (if he actually exists xD) It could've been worse. My last public bout of insanity happened at Wal-Mart. I was trying to freak out the cashier and bought a pregnancy test and a single coat hanger xDDD

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Make gay marriage legal, god damn it. Fuck America and it's homophobic attitude. REMOVAL OF CHURCH FROM STATE!!!!

19. Do you like to dance?
Eh.

20. George Bush:
Needs to get another shoe thrown at him. Preferably one with iron spikes on the bottom.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Savannah Grace

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Noah Kristopher

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Maybe for a while, but not long-term.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"Yes, gay people are allowed in too, silly!"

25.Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal:
I don't think I have that many friends xD